and they say gay marriage is unnatural
Jon eats a whole raw potato
does any think its interesting that this marriage is still unconsummated… Just saying
People can live in a sexless marriage happily.
i almost had an aneurysm. jon eats a whole raw potato to combat sexual frustration.
i don’t know what these are but i love them
They look like bears with cow heads.
Fact: I’ve had nightmares about overflowing clogged toilets, so when it happens in real life I panic like it’s the end of days.
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
Dammit, stop opening the windows to hell!
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
Jacob x Shirt are my favorite kismesis couple