and they say gay marriage is unnatural
Jon eats a whole raw potato
does any think its interesting that this marriage is still unconsummated… Just saying
People can live in a sexless marriage happily.
i almost had an aneurysm. jon eats a whole raw potato to combat sexual frustration.
Fact: I’ve had nightmares about overflowing clogged toilets, so when it happens in real life I panic like it’s the end of days.

the-dark-lord-lucifer-aka-satan:
SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
Dammit, stop opening the windows to hell!






