godsavethepizza:

vindictadulcae:

iamanamericannotaparty:

windinyoursnail:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

Jon eats a whole raw potato

does any think its interesting that this marriage is still unconsummated… Just saying 

People can live in a sexless marriage happily.

i almost had an aneurysm. jon eats a whole raw potato to combat sexual frustration.

lordoftheinternet:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

they’re cows

They look like bears with cow heads.

Fact: I’ve had nightmares about overflowing clogged toilets, so when it happens in real life I panic like it’s the end of days.

the-dark-lord-lucifer-aka-satan:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Dammit, stop opening the windows to hell!

the-absolute-best-posts:

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

chaztheweasel:

They said, “Taylor Swift only writes about love.”

dominicsellie:

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

Jacob x Shirt are my favorite kismesis couple

rexuality:

Alright I think it’s time for some fuckin pocahontas

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So accurate. OMG.